What type of pig is Carl?
Is Carl a super hero? Does he have super powers?
No and yes if common sense is a super power these days.
What level of education has Carl completed?
Like many pigs Carl is self-educated due to the strong anti-porcine bias in many institutes of higher learning.
How can a pig interact with humans without creating much of a stir?
Carl benefits from the hyper politically correct environment. People hide their reactions and are afraid to offend. They just go along. A goat would get the same blasé reaction.
Is Carl really running for President?
No. He has only formed and funded an exploratory committee. Rumors of Carl throwing his hat into the ring at this early stage are simply speculation.
In which branch of the military did Carl serve?
The DOD has “requested” that Carl not disclose any details of his military training. All such requests should be addressed to the DOD directly.
Is Carl trained in MMA?
MMA is not unknown to Carl.
Has Carl killed anyone?
He prefers not to say.
How many firearms does Carl own?
The 2nd amendment is fully exercised in the Carl household.
Are there countries which Carl may not enter?
There are a half dozen countries in the Middle East and Southeast Asia where Carl would not be welcome. He cannot be specific.
Does Carl only wear a suit and tie?
No. It is his default attire. He dons specialty clothing as needs dictate.
Is there anything special about his briefcase?
It is a highly modified containment vessel made of Kevlar with titanium reinforcement made to appear like and ordinary attaché case. Porktech Labs requests that no more details be provided.
Has he written an autobiography?
No, this site is the closest thing to an autobiography you will find. He does have a starring role in the hot selling print book Serious Humor, and the exciting new ebook, Serious Humor: What do the Pigs Know? Carl has too many chapters yet to write to seriously consider memoirs just now.
How much money does Carl make?
Carl has worked his way to upper middle class.
Does Carl do math in base four?
Is Carl the Pig associated with Carl’s Jr. the restaurant?
His only association with the fast food chain sharing his moniker is their mutual love of hot greasy food. He is especially fond of the napkins and salt & pepper at the individual tables. They also bring your food to you. Hooves up.
Was Carl Junction, Missouri named after Carl the Pig?
No, he has no involvement whatsoever with that City. He does not live in or near Carl Junction.
Does Carl make personal appearances?
Carl appears personally wherever he is at. Since Carl is under contract with Barking Crayon Comics and endorses Big Boar Firearms his schedule is quite full. His remaining time is spent in personal pursuits. He does not entertain at birthday parties.
How much does Carl weigh?
Carl has been blessed in many ways and a healthy appetite was chief among them. Consequently a svelte figure remains elusive. His weight yo-yos depending on activity levels and proximity to fast food. Let’s just say that Carl does not fit easily into a Speedo and leave it at that.
Is Carl married?
No. The active lifestyle of an adventurous spokespig leaves little time for a committed relationship. This will likely change in the years to come.
Does Carl endorse a particular brand of footwear?
No. He has been approached by Nike but nothing is definite.
What products does Carl endorse?
He is the spokespig for Big Boar Arms, Carl Cola and T.J. Ekleburg Performance Optics.
What is Carl's favorite beverage?
Ice tea. Two if by Tea in particular. He is the unpaid, unofficial spokespig for the Unofficial Site.
Where does Carl live?
In the country.
Can you be specific?
Will you be so now?
No. While Carl appreciates all the accolades from is many comics and graphics he is a humble pig who prefers to avoid the spotlight. He does not want his front yard to become a tourist attraction.
Who is Carl’s favorite celebrity pig?
Carl admires the adventurous spirit of Maxwell the pig of GEICO fame although they are not personally acquainted.
Since Carl stars in his own comics where does he go to get a chuckle?
When not making a humorous observation of his own he regularly visits Barking Crayon or Barking Crayon on ComicSherpa or Barking Crayon on Comic Fury or Conservatoons on DeviantArt or Atomic Cheese on DeviantArt.
Does Carl believe in bigfoot?
Ninety-five percent no. But the folks at iBRORG.org make compelling arguments.
Does Carl believe in AGW?
No. He believes in coping with weather as best you can.
Can Carl help me with my tax returns?
He has the ability but not the desire. Carl suggests TurboTax despite the Secretary of the Treasury’s disparaging claim.
Is this the last FAQ?
Yes, for now.